And Now He Only Eats Guitars
Rapture…. Who wants an encore?
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Lyrically continuing what Karl started.
The Rapture is coming! The Rapture is coming! It’s true. Some guy interviewed on the news says it’s true.
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Again? You mean I missed his first visit?
Plus there are billboards talking about the pending date. And it involves math somehow? Guess it all adds up. So it’s all happening on May 21st, 2011. That’s this Saturday. Oh shit… so much to do… so much I’ve not done yet…. now where did I put that list….
- Make $12 million dollars
Go on vacation to Myrtle Beach- Make out with Cindy Crawford
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Pick up 2 gallons of vodka- Meet John Cusack and tell him that I am his doppelgänger
- Purchase a Nissan LEAF electric car
- Take trip to Europe and the UK
Get propane for BBQ on Sunday
As you can tell from my list, there’s a few things that I’ve done yet. Fuck… Not enough time…
Oh wait… what am I rushing around for?
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It’s not going to happen, just like the many predictions before that never came to fruition. But even if it did happen, as a non-believer, I would have been left behind, which means I can have that BBQ on Sunday and drink that large sum of vodka. And get to take a future trip to Europe and still have a chance to make that $12 million. And eventually get my LEAF.
And all thanks to one guy….
Buddy Christ
Thanks, B.C. – for knowing the real deal on the end of days. And for giving us heathens more time to live life.
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Here’s to more time!
Cheers to more time
Our next door neighbor is a priest and I’ve really had to bite my tongue and not ask him what he’s doing to prepare for Saturday’s shindig 😉 That Harold bloke is going to look like such an arsehole on Sunday.
Biting ones tongue is difficult, especially when most people – even those that believe – know this rapture event is hogwash.
That’s easily my favorite Rapture post. Love Buddy Christ.
Buddy Christ has a been a favorite of mine since Dogma introduced me to him (well, George Carlin did the intro).
I almost hope it does happen so I don’t have to deal with the 3rd grade science project!
Ha! Hope the science project goes well 😉