I pirated this image from somewhere… matey

Arrrgh! me patrons of the oceans and sea.

It’s talk like a pirate day. The only day ye can be grammar free with yer speech.

So grab the rum and swill it down, ya long tooth galoot!

What’s that, ya scurvy laden mop? You’ve never heard of Talk Like A Pirate Day? Then read this, and follow along the path to pillage and danger!