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		<title>Lazy Mofo Meme #2</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a packed week with all sorts of shit going on around here.  I wanted to do another post on a different subject, but it&#8217;s already late on Thursday night and I really wanted to get something new out here.  I promise&#8230; promise&#8230;. that next week, I will have something new and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been a packed week with all sorts of shit going on around here.  I wanted to do another post on a different subject, but it&#8217;s already late on Thursday night and I really wanted to get something new out here.  I promise&#8230; promise&#8230;. that next week, I will have something new and different out here.  For now, I&#8217;m being a lazy fuck and stealing a meme from other bloggers.  Enjoy.</p>
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<strong>My favorite age</strong>: 28.  I had a lot of positives going on in my life at the time, namely the birth of my daughter.</p>
<p><strong>My best friend</strong>: Boy, this one could get me in trouble.  I have several friends I call &#8220;best&#8221;, but there&#8217;s not a single person that stands out.</p>
<p><strong>My celebrity crush</strong>: It&#8217;s always been Cindy Crawford.  There&#8217;s some current A and B listers out there now that I can crush on, but Cindy has stayed at the top.  I mean, c&#8217;mon&#8230;.  look at the following pic&#8230;  she looks damn fine for her age.<br />
<img src="http://www.banalleakage.com/images/cindycrawford-denimblog.jpg" alt="Cindy Crawford" /><br />
<small>I&#8217;d still do her [if her husband, Randy Gerber, wouldn't kick my ass and if I were not married]</small><br />
<small><em>photo copied without permission from <a href="http://www.denimblog.com/category/cindy-crawford" target="_blank">Denimblog.com</a></em></small></p>
<p><strong>My defining characteristic</strong>: I love to make people laugh.</p>
<p><strong>My most evil moment</strong>: I think I&#8217;ve had a few and they have all revolved around revenge when someone REALLY PISSED ME OFF.</p>
<p><strong>My favorite food</strong>: shrimp scampi over angel hair pasta.  I also like to make it at home.</p>
<p><strong>My grossest injury</strong>: Grinding my face into gravel after falling off my bike (1983).</p>
<p><strong>My biggest hatred</strong>: Treating anyone (human or creatures) unkind in any way (including voting away their rights&#8230; see my <a href="http://www.banalleakage.com/2008/10/09/propped-up-on-8/" target="_blank">previous post on No on Prop 8</a>)</p>
<p><strong>My most illegal activity</strong>: Getting arrested for shoplifting a Ted Nugent cassette when I was 15.  Yes, this beats all of the drugs I&#8217;ve ingested over the years.</p>
<p><strong>My need for justice</strong>: The lack of separation of church vs. state in many of our rules and laws.  Keep them separate, please.</p>
<p><strong>My most knowledgeable field</strong>: Email administration.  It&#8217;s the one thing in IT that I still enjoy after 23 years.  In 3 years, I hope I can give a different answer for this.</p>
<p><strong>My life’s goal</strong>: To be a published novelist, to have a screenplay made into a movie (doesn&#8217;t have to be a major motion picture) and to still be able to walk when I&#8217;m 80.</p>
<p><strong>My mother’s influence</strong>: She taught me how to be a responsible person in life.  I hope that she knew I have very much appreciated this in life.</p>
<p><strong>My nerdiest point</strong>: Too many to choose from.  I get nerdy most days.</p>
<p><strong>My oldest memory</strong>: I think I was 5 (1968). Riding my bike in front of our house on 5th Street in Garden Grove, CA on Christmas morning.  I&#8217;ve been extra nostalgic over the last couple of years, which has brought back many cool and fun memories.</p>
<p><strong>My perfect date</strong>: Oh wow&#8230; this question would have to be here.  To be honest, I&#8217;ve not had too many perfect dates, but a date I think that would be perfect: before dinner drinks, a nice dinner, talking open about any subject, walk in a park, being relaxed and comfortable with the person I was on the date with.</p>
<p><strong>My unanswered question</strong>: Who killed JFK?  Seriously.  Cause it wasn&#8217;t Oswald.</p>
<p><strong>My random fact</strong>: I interviewed Bill Gates in 1993.  It was only 5 minutes, but pretty cool.  He&#8217;s pretty short.</p>
<p><strong>My stupidest decision</strong>: Not taking a job opportunity over 7 years ago.  I still wonder what would have happened.</p>
<p><strong>My favorite television show</strong>: All time?  That would be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Smart" target="_blank">Get Smart</a>.  Currently?  South Park is pretty close, but I don&#8217;t watch it that much anymore.  Family Guy has me laughing a lot.  The Simpsons is still pretty good.  Can&#8217;t decide.</p>
<p><strong>My style of underwear</strong>: Boxers.  Mostly from Old Navy, but I like the ones from American Eagle the best.</p>
<p><strong>My favorite vegetable</strong>: Brussel sprouts.  Yes, I do like them.  Asparagus is a close second even if it makes my pee smell weird after I eat it [<a href="http://www.jestertunes.com/" target="_blank">Jester</a> has already informed me that this doesn't happen to everyone].</p>
<p><strong>My weakest trait</strong>: I get distracted very easil&#8230;.  uh.. what&#8217;s that?  Oh.. let me check my email&#8230;  who&#8217;s on Twitter?&#8230;  uh.. what was it I was doing again?  oh yeah&#8230; posting a new blog post.</p>
<p><strong>My X-men power</strong>: Bending into any shape.  Oh wait&#8230; that&#8217;s Fantastic 4.</p>
<p><strong>My strongest yearning</strong>: to finish these stories I have started but not yet completed [can you tell I want to be a writer?].</p>
<p><strong>My moment of Zen</strong>: Sunday morning, don&#8217;t need to be anywhere, it&#8217;s nice and warm outside, I am reading the newspaper and thinking of an idea for one of my stories, feeling content, no pressure&#8230; no worries.</p>
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