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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 19:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, if this meme was good enough for Poppy, Karl and Dave2, it&#8217;s good enough for me to take a lazy blog post day [Actually, besides the cut and paste part of it, this post took much longer to put together than I thought it would]. I&#8217;ll be back soon with many posts that I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, if this meme was good enough for <a href="http://poppycede.com/" target="_blank">Poppy</a>, <a href="http://secondhandkarl.com/" target="_blank">Karl</a> and <a href="http://www.blogography.com/" target="_blank">Dave2</a>, it&#8217;s good enough for me to take a lazy blog post day [<small>Actually, besides the cut and paste part of it, this post took much longer to put together than I thought it would</small>]. I&#8217;ll be back soon with many posts that I&#8217;m working on for public consumption.</p>
<ol>
<li>ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? crashed on my bike, hit my nose and upper lip into gravel </li>
<li>WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM? a picture of a giraffe and lion</li>
<li>WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? a Palm Pre (i also have an iPhone)</li>
<li>WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? all kinds, except for country and opera</li>
<li>DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 6:10am</li>
<li>WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? to be a successful writing and movie maker</li>
<li>WHO DO YOU MISS? my mom</li>
<li>IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU OR HAS A CRUSH ON YOU? my wife</li>
<li>WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED? my wife</li>
<li>WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Lee</li>
<li>THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED? Get Smart</li>
<li>THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO? a co-worker</li>
<li>DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? sometimes</li>
<li>THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? myself</li>
<li>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? Polo Blue, Calvin Klein Euphoria</li>
<li>WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? blonde or brunette, brown, blue</li>
<li>WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY? funny</li>
<li>COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? mostly coffee, but energy drinks during the day.</li>
<li>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? sausage</li>
<li>IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? pan-seared scallops</li>
<li>WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU MAD? myself</li>
<li>DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? nope</li>
<li>WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? a train set from my mom for my birthday</li>
<li>DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? yes, many people</li>
<li>ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? nope</li>
<li>FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Timberland</li>
<li>WHAT’S YOUR DREAM CAR? Mercedes C-280</li>
<li>WHAT COLOR IS IT? dark blue</li>
<li>WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE? treadmill, swimming</li>
<li>WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? maybe</li>
<li>WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? being kind to them</li>
<li>WRITE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED? 29</li>
<li>BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? both</li>
<li>WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? my daughters</li>
<li>WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? being asked questions all the time</li>
<li>HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY? WHERE DID YOU GO? WHAT PLACE DID YOU LIKE BEST? Mexico and Canada &#8211; Tijuana and Creston </li>
<li>YOUR WEAKNESSES? not being able to say no</li>
<li>FRIES/CHIPS, RICE, OR BEANS? rice&#8230; every kind</li>
<li>FIRST JOB? dough roller at Chuck E Cheese</li>
<li>EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE? many times</li>
<li>WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS? updating user accounts at work</li>
<li>IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? remove extra skin under my chin</li>
<li>WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS MEME? because I wanted to be part of the cool kids in my blogging circle</li>
<li>WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? how nice I am to others</li>
<li>WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? make my own moonshine &#8211; gin and vodka</li>
<li>WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? relax alone time with no worries or stress&#8230; and a MacBook Air</li>
<li>HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? i have 1 and am very happy with 1</li>
<li>WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? the movie &#8220;Marty&#8221; (my mom loved movies and movie stars)</li>
<li>DO YOU WISH ON STARS? not always</li>
<li>WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE? index on right hand</li>
<li>WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Arby&#8217;s Beef and Cheddar</li>
<li>DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? for the most part, yes</li>
<li>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? pastrami</li>
<li>ANY BAD HABITS? many</li>
<li>WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?  used to be Paula Abdul &#8220;Forever Your Girl&#8221; not sure I have one now.</li>
<li>IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes</li>
<li>HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? yes</li>
<li>DO LOOKS MATTER? yes</li>
<li>YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER? yes</li>
<li>WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Orange County, CA &#8211; Newport Beach</li>
<li>DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? for the most part, yes</li>
<li>WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Vertibird</li>
<li>HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR MOBILE PHONE? over 500</li>
<li>DO YOU USE SARCASM? often</li>
<li>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS? Lenny Dykstra, former NY Met</li>
<li>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? yes &#8211; 1999 Rage Against the Machine concert</li>
<li>WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PLACE TO LIVE? temperature, altitude (I live in the wrong city now)</li>
<li>WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Chilly Willy, Martyman, Spewbacca</li>
<li>HOW MANY HATS DO YOU OWN? WHAT’S YOUR HAT SIZE? not sure.  maybe a 6</li>
<li>DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? always</li>
<li>WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING? sad, but not upset</li>
<li>WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? pistachio</li>
<li>ARE YOU LAZY? sometimes</li>
<li>WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT? &#8220;Houdini&#8221; by Foster The People, &#8220;Rope&#8221; by Foo Fighters</li>
<li>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND? Depeche Mode</li>
<li>HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? none</li>
<li>DO YOU WANT TO GO ANYWHERE SPECIAL THIS YEAR? just got back from Myrtle Beach, so another beach to relax on.</li>
<li>WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Foster The People, the new Cars album &#8220;Move Like This&#8221;</li>
<li>LAST THING YOU ATE? I already answered this at #51 above</li>
<li>LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my wife</li>
<li>WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE MORNING? once I open my eyes, any odd bumps on my skin</li>
<li>FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? &#8220;Still Remains&#8221; by Stone Temple Pilots</li>
<li>FAVORITE TWO THINGS TO HATE? drama of any kind and lima beans</li>
<li>FAVORITE DRINK? gin and tonic, Dr Pepper, sweet tea (that&#8217;s more than 1)</li>
<li>FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo</li>
<li>SPORTS YOU LIKE TO WATCH? NFL</li>
<li>WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown</li>
<li>EYE COLOR? Brown</li>
<li>DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? No, but I&#8217;m sure I will need to soon</li>
<li>SIBLINGS? 1 brother and 1 sister from my mom&#8217;s previous marriage</li>
<li>FAVORITE MONTH(s)? August</li>
<li>DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? yes, love it (except for uni &#8211; disgusting shit, literally)</li>
<li>LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Daily Show With Jon Stewart</li>
<li>FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Sunday</li>
<li>ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? no</li>
<li>SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer</li>
<li>KISSES OR HUGS? kisses</li>
<li>RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? relationships</li>
<li>WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY? other than John Cusack, I have several &#8211; Cindy Crawford, Tom Hanks, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Quentin Tarantino</li>
<li>WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ASK YOU ON A DATE? someone I&#8217;ve never met</li>
<li>BOOKS YOU’D LIKE TO SEE TURNED INTO A FILM? already happened: The Bourne series</li>
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		<title>Lazy Mofo Meme #2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>martymankins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a packed week with all sorts of shit going on around here. I wanted to do another post on a different subject, but it&#8217;s already late on Thursday night and I really wanted to get something new out here. I promise&#8230; promise&#8230;. that next week, I will have something new and different out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been a packed week with all sorts of shit going on around here.  I wanted to do another post on a different subject, but it&#8217;s already late on Thursday night and I really wanted to get something new out here.  I promise&#8230; promise&#8230;. that next week, I will have something new and different out here.  For now, I&#8217;m being a lazy fuck and stealing a meme from other bloggers.  Enjoy.</p>
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<strong>My favorite age</strong>: 28.  I had a lot of positives going on in my life at the time, namely the birth of my daughter.</p>
<p><strong>My best friend</strong>: Boy, this one could get me in trouble.  I have several friends I call &#8220;best&#8221;, but there&#8217;s not a single person that stands out.</p>
<p><strong>My celebrity crush</strong>: It&#8217;s always been Cindy Crawford.  There&#8217;s some current A and B listers out there now that I can crush on, but Cindy has stayed at the top.  I mean, c&#8217;mon&#8230;.  look at the following pic&#8230;  she looks damn fine for her age.<br />
<img src="http://www.banalleakage.com/images/cindycrawford-denimblog.jpg" alt="Cindy Crawford" /><br />
<small>I&#8217;d still do her [if her husband, Randy Gerber, wouldn't kick my ass and if I were not married]</small><br />
<small><em>photo copied without permission from <a href="http://www.denimblog.com/category/cindy-crawford" target="_blank">Denimblog.com</a></em></small></p>
<p><strong>My defining characteristic</strong>: I love to make people laugh.</p>
<p><strong>My most evil moment</strong>: I think I&#8217;ve had a few and they have all revolved around revenge when someone REALLY PISSED ME OFF.</p>
<p><strong>My favorite food</strong>: shrimp scampi over angel hair pasta.  I also like to make it at home.</p>
<p><strong>My grossest injury</strong>: Grinding my face into gravel after falling off my bike (1983).</p>
<p><strong>My biggest hatred</strong>: Treating anyone (human or creatures) unkind in any way (including voting away their rights&#8230; see my <a href="http://www.banalleakage.com/2008/10/09/propped-up-on-8/" target="_blank">previous post on No on Prop 8</a>)</p>
<p><strong>My most illegal activity</strong>: Getting arrested for shoplifting a Ted Nugent cassette when I was 15.  Yes, this beats all of the drugs I&#8217;ve ingested over the years.</p>
<p><strong>My need for justice</strong>: The lack of separation of church vs. state in many of our rules and laws.  Keep them separate, please.</p>
<p><strong>My most knowledgeable field</strong>: Email administration.  It&#8217;s the one thing in IT that I still enjoy after 23 years.  In 3 years, I hope I can give a different answer for this.</p>
<p><strong>My life’s goal</strong>: To be a published novelist, to have a screenplay made into a movie (doesn&#8217;t have to be a major motion picture) and to still be able to walk when I&#8217;m 80.</p>
<p><strong>My mother’s influence</strong>: She taught me how to be a responsible person in life.  I hope that she knew I have very much appreciated this in life.</p>
<p><strong>My nerdiest point</strong>: Too many to choose from.  I get nerdy most days.</p>
<p><strong>My oldest memory</strong>: I think I was 5 (1968). Riding my bike in front of our house on 5th Street in Garden Grove, CA on Christmas morning.  I&#8217;ve been extra nostalgic over the last couple of years, which has brought back many cool and fun memories.</p>
<p><strong>My perfect date</strong>: Oh wow&#8230; this question would have to be here.  To be honest, I&#8217;ve not had too many perfect dates, but a date I think that would be perfect: before dinner drinks, a nice dinner, talking open about any subject, walk in a park, being relaxed and comfortable with the person I was on the date with.</p>
<p><strong>My unanswered question</strong>: Who killed JFK?  Seriously.  Cause it wasn&#8217;t Oswald.</p>
<p><strong>My random fact</strong>: I interviewed Bill Gates in 1993.  It was only 5 minutes, but pretty cool.  He&#8217;s pretty short.</p>
<p><strong>My stupidest decision</strong>: Not taking a job opportunity over 7 years ago.  I still wonder what would have happened.</p>
<p><strong>My favorite television show</strong>: All time?  That would be <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Smart" target="_blank">Get Smart</a>.  Currently?  South Park is pretty close, but I don&#8217;t watch it that much anymore.  Family Guy has me laughing a lot.  The Simpsons is still pretty good.  Can&#8217;t decide.</p>
<p><strong>My style of underwear</strong>: Boxers.  Mostly from Old Navy, but I like the ones from American Eagle the best.</p>
<p><strong>My favorite vegetable</strong>: Brussel sprouts.  Yes, I do like them.  Asparagus is a close second even if it makes my pee smell weird after I eat it [<a href="http://www.jestertunes.com/" target="_blank">Jester</a> has already informed me that this doesn't happen to everyone].</p>
<p><strong>My weakest trait</strong>: I get distracted very easil&#8230;.  uh.. what&#8217;s that?  Oh.. let me check my email&#8230;  who&#8217;s on Twitter?&#8230;  uh.. what was it I was doing again?  oh yeah&#8230; posting a new blog post.</p>
<p><strong>My X-men power</strong>: Bending into any shape.  Oh wait&#8230; that&#8217;s Fantastic 4.</p>
<p><strong>My strongest yearning</strong>: to finish these stories I have started but not yet completed [can you tell I want to be a writer?].</p>
<p><strong>My moment of Zen</strong>: Sunday morning, don&#8217;t need to be anywhere, it&#8217;s nice and warm outside, I am reading the newspaper and thinking of an idea for one of my stories, feeling content, no pressure&#8230; no worries.</p>
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